I am livetweeting my reactions to the last WoT book

Since it’ll be a day or so before I bother writing a review of A Memory of Light, for those who want to see (mostly) spoiler-free reactions that I’m having to the book, you can follow this hashtag, #WoTTF, on Twitter.  Here are a few choice tweets that should give you a better sense of my reactions so far:

I feel like I’m reading non-erotic pornography as I read more WoT #WoTTF

Worst part is that I find myself reading much slower than normal in order to quote from this dreck. #WoTTF 

I think my access to reading squirrels has been blocked for this #WoTTF

I have lived for a little over 1.2 billion seconds. Too many have been wasted on bad novels. #WoTTF 

At the moment of writing this post, I’ve read about 1/4 of the novel, not including the reading of the final 50 pages, about which I’ll say more later this week.  Let’s just say that I won’t be having my comments blurbed for the paperback edition anytime soon.