Apparently, the blog readers want more squirrel porn on this blog

Here are the final results of the poll on what readers want to see this blog cover more:

Fantasy	25 (30%)
Literary Fiction	31 (37%)
Science Fiction	21 (25%)
Histories	24 (29%)
Biographies	17 (20%)
Short Fiction	25 (30%)
Romance	13 (15%)
Paranormal Romance	23 (28%)
Westerns	2 (2%)
Mysteries/Crime Fiction	4 (4%)
YA	2 (2%)
Squirrel Porn	36 (43%)

Interesting top five there, but it seems that squirrel porn, followed by literary fiction, pulled away from the pack.  So…since readers seem to want more squirrel porn, let me begin by posting this tawdry piece of squirrel porn:

Here we have a cute little squirrel.  She is gnawing on a nut, but it just isn’t satisfying her to do it alone.  So she chitters at her squirrel friend with benefits and he comes over…

And after a bit of hot and heavy chittering and dirty talk about where to bury that nut load…

They re-enact their favorite romance scene, where the sound of a burbling brook provides a natural soundtrack to their bumping and grinding.

Hope that little bit of squirrel porn pleases the squirrel smut purveyors here.

Squirrel eating chicken breast

Some of you thought I was joking when I have stated in the past that I live surrounded by carnivorous squirrels.  Just a few minutes ago, I witnessed one eating a chicken breast that I had tossed outside for our lab, Molly, to eat.  Although due to the lighting/shadows the breast cannot be easily discerned, that is what the squirrel has in its forepaws, happily munching away.

It’s a young squirrel, so doubtless this early taste of flesh will increase its appetite in the future.

Squirrels eat more than nuts (and bananas), ya know…

Sometimes they like eating dinner rolls as well.  Enjoy your moment of squirrel food porn.