Apparently, the blog readers want more squirrel porn on this blog

December 2, 2012 § 2 Comments

Here are the final results of the poll on what readers want to see this blog cover more:

Fantasy
  25 (30%)
Literary Fiction
  31 (37%)
Science Fiction
  21 (25%)
Histories
  24 (29%)
Biographies
  17 (20%)
Short Fiction
  25 (30%)
Romance
  13 (15%)
Paranormal Romance
  23 (28%)
Westerns
  2 (2%)
Mysteries/Crime Fiction
  4 (4%)
YA
  2 (2%)
Squirrel Porn
  36 (43%)  

Interesting top five there, but it seems that squirrel porn, followed by literary fiction, pulled away from the pack.  So…since readers seem to want more squirrel porn, let me begin by posting this tawdry piece of squirrel porn:

Here we have a cute little squirrel.  She is gnawing on a nut, but it just isn’t satisfying her to do it alone.  So she chitters at her squirrel friend with benefits and he comes over…

And after a bit of hot and heavy chittering and dirty talk about where to bury that nut load…

They re-enact their favorite romance scene, where the sound of a burbling brook provides a natural soundtrack to their bumping and grinding.

Hope that little bit of squirrel porn pleases the squirrel smut purveyors here.

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